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Well it is Tuesday and I am at work, so I cannot search for music. I have had to make up my own. What do you think?

Imitated Blues

Well I’m leaving in the morning
On that southbound train
Well I’m leaving in the morning
On that southbound train
Listen everybody
Hear what I have to say.

It rained five days
The sun refused to shine
It rained five days
The sun refused to shine
I’m so disgusted
And so dissatisfied.

Them Chicago women
Done made a fool of me
Them Chicago women
Done made a fool of me
Well I’m going to New Orleans
Back to my used to be.

I’m going back home
Try to be by myself
I’m going back home
Try to be by myself
For the one I love
Quit me for someone else.

Ding ding ding ding
Ding ding ding ding ding pause pause pause pause
ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding ding pause pause pause pause
ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding ding pause pause pause pause.

Trill trill trill trill
Trill trill piano trill trill pause pause pause pause
Trill trill trill trill
Trill trill piano trill trill pause pause pause pause
Trill trill piano trill, trill
Trill trill trill trill trill, pause pause pause pause.

Imitated French Two-Step

Quand je suis parti pour le Texas
Ma chère catin j’ai laissé là-maison
Elle pé parlé vec un aut’ asté
Et mo tout seul dans un vaux oilfield
Ô jolie,
Pourquoi tu m’as fait ça?

Quand l’aut jour mo je suis vini back
Ma chère belle blonde elle té dit, what a whack!
Mo pé parlé vec un aut’ asté
Mo va marié, to gain rien à faire
Ô yé yaille,
Yé! ça me fait du mal.

Axé.