Today a major oil slick from the Macondo Prospect will probably make landfall below New Orleans.
You do not know it, but I am not really a professor — I am a landman from Pointe Coupée. I have worked in various branches of the oil and gas industry and my clients have included Halliburton, Enron, and Entergy.
It is the last day of April and I have not yet made my April Fool’s joke, but I am not joking, and you are a May Cat.
The oil slick is covering all the nice porpoises in the Gulf, and this weekend we shall not sing.
Axé.
coldhearted scientist وداد 
How awful. We are killing our mother.