And Yet Again, the Whiteman

Whiteman: I would like to exhibit immature behavior in the following four ways, and I would like you to participate.

PZ: No.

Whiteman: You disappoint me. I thought you were a culture-crosser. I am from another culture, so you should learn from me and do as I say.

PZ: Not this time, sorry.

Whiteman: But in my culture, which you admire . . .

PZ: . . . most people would also say no to participation in these four forms of immature behavior.

Whiteman: You pretend to know my culture.

PZ: I know these four forms of behavior to be immature.

Whiteman: That is not the point. The point is that I am here to teach you! I am doing you a favor!

Axé.


7 thoughts on “And Yet Again, the Whiteman

  1. AHA, good point!

    I had realized that the strategy outlined here was essentially the same as the ones ‘da whitemen’ use to try to pressure people into having sex … “But I am only here to help you liberate your body and mind” … etc. …

    But the colonization analogy is far more apt.

  2. Yes – but I do not always find them easy to decode. That is why I am trying to strip them down to a series of paradigms – because these games at bottom really amount to just a few rhetorical strategies.

  3. These white man posts make my head hurt, because I am always one syllable from saying Shut the FUCK up to these motherfuckers, –often in their face. One day I will write about it, because the governor thinks it is hilarious.

  4. CM – I’m glad the Governor thinks it is hilarious!

    This whiteman wasn’t white, and there were whites saying I should put up with sexist and generally abusive behavior for that reason. Why they think I should expiate the sins of my race in that way, I do not understand.

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