Five Cheating Catholics

Undine had a dream wherein she was listening to music on this blog. That gives me an excuse to post more.

Undine has also assured me that certain kinds of behavior are clearly verboten in catechism, and I believe her. Nevertheless I have just decoded yet another local line, which I ought to have understood before. “I am separated, but not divorced, because the Church does not permit it” actually means, “I am married, but I do not wish to think of it at this time.”

Our song for this afternoon is “Your Cheatin’ Heart,” as sung by Hank Williams, Jr.

Axé.


2 thoughts on “Five Cheating Catholics

  1. If you’re Catholic and you’re not cheating or doing some kind of sexual oddity…you’re probably really a Lutheran…lol…

    Lo

    Three tours of duty in the Catholic school wars. 1988-2000 (I’m hardcore.)

    Received the medal of honor in detention for being given detention the most times possible without being thrown out.

    Given the Purple Heart at an all woman’s Catholic College or what I would like to call the 13th-16th, survived viscious rumors and the toilet clogging of 1999. Several young women came under fire by fashion magazines and became bulimic clogging our toilets. I had to use the public toilet outside, that was gross.

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