Des livres

Thanks to Antrobiótica we have learned of a marvelous book: The Zombie of Greater Peru, or, The Countess of Cockaigne, by Pierre-Corneille Blessebois (1646-~1700). It has 145 pages, and was published in Rouen in 1697; its existence indicates that zombies were already being discussed in Europe then. The book is catalogued in the French National … More Des livres

Escape Art(ist)

I had thought I would recover from the semester via a manicure, a professional cleaning of the house, and a pair of shoes. However, the manicurist is on vacation, the cleaning lady did not show up, and I did not see any attractive shoes. Therefore when I go to town, meaning New Orleans next week, … More Escape Art(ist)

Irate Customer

The last two days have been exceedingly unpleasant, for exceedingly silly reasons – reasons on the order of the background to the letter I paste in below. The reason for the error this letter hopes to correct is the basic illiteracy and laziness of the employees of Subaru Roadside Assistance Plus, and especially their desire … More Irate Customer

Illegal at Home

According to Stephen Gregory in The Devil Behind the Mirror: Globalization and Politics in the Dominican Republic (U of California P, 2006), citizenship is a “technology of power” that enables the tourism police to enforce a kind of social hygiene on the behalf of tourists, who do not want to be irritated by vendors or … More Illegal at Home

Madrid

Here to entertain you is an English translation of the preface to my unfinished novel, Madrid. As you can see, it is an avant-garde text. DANGER! Madrid is a place in your mind, or your body, we do not know which. The encyclopedia of our historical moment is Madrid. That song you cannot get out … More Madrid

On Academic Freedom

It appears that being a nationally recognized wetlands expert and working to save the coastline is not good for an academic career in Louisiana. We can read all about it in the Baton Rouge Daily Advocate. Paul Keddy’s university issued the following press release about him May 2: Southeastern Louisiana University wetlands expert Paul Keddy … More On Academic Freedom