H. I. R. E.

School yell for the all too well initiated:

Give me an H! Give me an I. Give me an R! Give me an E.

H. I. R. E. and let´s hire! Hire! H. I. R. E. to the President! Hire! Hire! H. I. R. E.

We´re going to sit. Sit. Sit till you sign so let´s hire. Hire! H. I. R. E.

You may say this is an immature response but my main colleague was turned down for tenure. I have gone immediately to a defense of the position and the subfield itself. So in fact I am totally cutthroat, completely corporate, utterly unsentimental, entirely sold-out and more than restrained in my clamor for a hire. Hire! H. I. R. E. and let´s hire!

Axé.


2 thoughts on “H. I. R. E.

  1. This isn´t about it having gotten harder or worse. This (being hard nosed about tenure and making sure to hire) is how it has always been.

Leave a comment