I actually received this.
“Where was I when two of the greatest Leos in the history of Leos battled it out in Freetown for the month of August?” That’s what you’ll ask yourself as you toss in bed 2 weeks from now, the anxiety and butt-hurt creeping in. Don’t let this happen. Be there.
We meet at the brink of dusk, two sides armed with water balloons, water guns, beer, sprinklers, and personal vendettas. After a winner is decided, cease-fire negotiations will be held indoors to the tune of Sam Cooke, James Brown, and Juvenile. Costumes and props are recommended. Whose side will you take? x’s or y’s?
Big thanks to our sponsors Gatorade, Nike, and BuzzBall.
What should my costume be? Shall I mix glitter with oil and slick my hair down, so that I resemble a statue?
Axé.
coldhearted scientist وداد 