And, if what I am applying for now does not work out, I will apply for other things like it and yet more baldfacedly, things like this.
In the meantime I must:
♦ do taxes
♦ make a reservation in Houston
♦ retrieve my coat
♦ buy a bed frame for those guests
♦ buy my ticket to Paris and Istanbul.
I will think about the summer after that.
#OccupyHE
Axé.
coldhearted scientist وداد 
And: my colleague and I could just apply here as a package, start our lives over.
http://cms.bsu.edu/about/administrativeoffices/humanresources/employopp/public/faculty/colscihum/101052101058asstprof-of-spanish
And: I will call that man, read that article, shop, walk, do taxes, grade. This is already a lot, or enough.