This weekend we are singing in victory, so we invoke the Cid. Listen to the precise clashing of swords in the Poem of the Cid as transcribed at UT-Austin.
Here we have a much cuter version of the Cid — perhaps the very cutest ever.
The best kind of background music for the Cid’s activities is heavy metal.
Axé.
coldhearted scientist وداد 
But of course the post does not have a direct reference to reality, since that Blackguard is neither a good vassal or a good lord.